What's your sign?

A friend,  who is newly single after 26 years,  went to a bar.  When a man asked her 'what's your sign?' she mumbled something and walked away.  But her daughter has prepared her for next time.  The young teens response : -  'My sign?  My sign is a stop sign! Stop right there!'

Isn't that the most perfect response?  Where was she in 1988?  Right, not born yet... why didn't I think of that answer for myself? I had to wait for a 14 year old to tell it to her mom,  to tell me...